2010
03.09
03.09
when I look in the mirror
I see nothing except
the backround reflection
yet they say
they can see me
its as if I was Dracula
but I live in Florida
the sunshine state
I sleep on the floor
not in a coffin
and I wish I could
turn into a bat because
I can’t always
catch the bus
I don’t drink blood
but I like bloody marys
and the only women
I can hypnotize
are the loose kind
it’s not with my eyes either
or by the way I talk
but with the drugs
and alcohol
not only that
but every woman
I’ve ever loved
has driven a stake
through my heart
so I guess it looks like
I’m not a vampire
after all
just an invisible shmuck