For some strange reason I thought about buying one of those dolls.
Those silicon, real life dolls.
I could sit it in my front room
and dress it up a bit.
If anybody came around.
have you met my wife.
Say hello darling
we have guests.
I wonder whether they are good company
Apart from the obvious that is.
I guess you could even put lipstick on them
and a bit of rouge as well.
The main drawback I think
is that they are quite expensive.
But the skin is like that of a real woman’s they say.
The trouble is
they could not bring you a cup of tea
or clean the kitchen though.
I don’t suppose they say much either
but that could be a good thing I guess.
What do you think love
About this or that.
don’t give me the silent treatment.
What have you got to say on the matter?
Come on out with it.
I guess that they are not too warm either
unless the silicon warms up as you get close to it
and maybe practice some exercise on it.
Maybe some karate moves.
Pretend she is one of the girls from kill bill.
No you can’t beat the real thing they say
Ivan loved them all and I loved Ivan.