2011
03.21

there was a day
where they turned off niagara falls

similarly
if you move closer to the equator
you weigh less

both cases exemplify
something

there was a fat man-salmon
who tried to throw himself
up a dry cliff on the
united states-canada border
but fell hard
gasped for air
and wondered if this reproduction thing
was really worth it

he now pays for his women-salmon
in ecuador


© Cody Troyan, 2011

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  1. Aquacultural relativism by Cody Troyan: http://amphibi.us/all/aquacultural-relativism/

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  4. Hilarious! Good job bro!

  5. interesting & quirky and nicely executed